AIDS

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, caused by the retrovirus HIV. Transmitted by exposure to contaminated body fluids, such as blood and semen.

That woman has AIDS.

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AIDS

A lab created disease, originally created to demolish the gays and black americans, by the government. No one wants to admit this, because we are ALL in denial. How do you think AIDS, just came out of "no where"? It didn't. Think about it.

Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are African-Americans (2008)

Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are gays. (1988)

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aides

Another word for assistants, helpers, etc.

Shouldn't be used in public speaking, as it can confuse people with AIDS.

When Jared Fogle told everyone that he used aides to help him lose all of that weight, along with making a program to give aides to everyone, he was sentenced to execution.

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aids

basically really annoying, not something good, used to describe a bad situation or thing just like ‘diabetes’

‘this is such aids’ ‘omg what is this aids?’ ‘are u on aids’

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"The Aids"

A potentially fatal form of word vomit that involves accidentally making up terms and sounding like a complete idiot in front of large masses of people. The first known case of The Aids was of the Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 who made a fool of herself answering a question on national television. Also using the word "the" before countries and other historical terms will increase the level of The Aids a person suffers from. This is in no way less of a epidemic than the STD however there are still ways to slow the effects and make them less noticeable. The Aids is most commonly found in teenagers that are viewed to be very funny but do not have much else going for them.

The Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 suffered from "The Aids" when she responded to the question, "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

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The Aids

An old school term used to describe the condition AIDS. now generally has the ''the'' prefixing the term removed, in favour of simply ''AIDS''.

Not to be confused with:
The Visual Aids
The Audio Aids

''God damn, Alex screwed that skanky chick the other night and he think he's caught a mean dose of The Aids''.

''Don't share those needles... don't want to catch The Aids''

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Aids

What you have

"I'm sorry, but you have...aids" -Doctors

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