APT

amillennial postapocalyptic transformaton

I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"

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APT

Defined as a race born with an adaptation of tiny penises and long hair. Though many textbooks say there are no "APT"s left and they died out in the early 1990s, there is one rumored to be living in Pennsylvania.

Boy, when you thought all the bastards were dead, there's another damn APT.

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APT

noun: an acronym for "Anal Pencil Thrust" the act of ramming a pencil (or pen) up someone's anus. Normally performed while clothed and with non-romantic intents (and usually on the same sex). it originated in the environment of certain East-Coast preperatory schools to ease the boredom of classes by APTing someone repeatedly and watching them flinch, squirm and squeal, all under the nose of a teacher. its acronym form came as a result of the popularization of the act.

1) I APTed Andrew today so mightily during math class that my writing utensil penetrated the cloth of his pants.

2) We spent the entire evening debating the nonexistence of homosexual connotations to the act of the APT.

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Apt

Short for an Apartment.

I saw an apt in Manhattan that is really good and cheap.

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Apt

Something that is somewhat aesthetically pleasing or visually stimulating.

Desmond: Hey did you see nicky's nudes.
Craig: Yeah, they were fuckin apt man.
Ben: He's one good looking rooster that's for sure.

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apt

An appropriate substitution for the word art.

After seeing that film for the second time, I realized the pure apt that is weaved within.

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buckin' apt

A culchie term for the more polite 'no' response.

This nite will be an ogeous broze
Response: buckin' apt!}

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