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apush

Something most go into completely oblivious to the mountainous workload and gradual toll on sanity. Say farewell to sleep and hair. Don't be cocky and take it just because you can-it's not worth the GPA. Some schools' apush classes are entirely comprised of these brave sophomores that whine 24/7. Book is a literary work written by Harvard professors that have nothing better to do then add to their credentials. Your eyes glaze over 5 minutes into reading a chapter. stupid 'HUSH' students laugh in your face while they do skits and debate across the hall. BSing on the test does not work; crazy old history junky/hag/ghost whisperer teachers can see into your soul. Don't take it if you can, but I forgot, you're an HONORS studennt. Take it, but don't say I didn't warn you.

'Dude, you look like a zombie.'
'Don't touch me.'
'APUSH?''
'I SAID DON'T TOUCH!'

honors kid: I'm dropping APUSH. I have AP calc and physics and chem..
kid: hahhaha, nooo you're not.
honors kid: *sob* I know.

by HopeLover October 19, 2011

185๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


APUSH

1. Advanced Placement United States History.
2. AP United States History
3. AP US History.
4. A rigorous high school course that teaches US History to a college level and gives you college credit if you complete it successfully.
5. FREAKING HELL. THIS CLASS SUCKS AND IT INUNDATES YOUR BLOOD WITH USELESS FUCKING TERMS, PHRASES, AND VOCABULARY.

1. "Does your school require that you take APUSH this year?"

2. "Are you taking APUSH this year?"

3. "32% of high school students take APUSH in high school. 48% of those students pass the AP exam with a 3, 4, or 5."

4. "APUSH looks good on college applications. You should take it your junior year."

5. "Oh god, I hope they don't make you take APUSH!!"

by Matt GXX November 24, 2011

48๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


APUSH

the class that Assassinates People Using Stressful Homework

Sophomore: I'm taking APUSH next year.
Junior: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by apush survivor October 9, 2010

388๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


APUSH

A class made for masochists. Any who would appretiate a constant feeling of both ineptitude and a HUGE inferiority complex, would be wise to take this class from hell.

There have been a series of cases that result in death, either self-inflicted or stroke related, with this course.

I've got to read 20 pages on George Washington Carver's extensive experiments with penuts for APUSH tonight, we'll finish the last half in class tomorrow.

by JoffrayStirr September 5, 2009

460๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


APUSH

death to anyone's GPA. true name is Advanced Placement U.S. History.

man i had a 3.8 gpa before apush now i have a 3.4.

by the eagle of 216 May 7, 2009

281๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


apush

The worst high school class ever. Nuff said.

I think I am going to kill myself because of APUSH

by CrackaJack Fury November 16, 2004

734๐Ÿ‘ 278๐Ÿ‘Ž


Apush

Short for AP US History. An Advanced Placement class in which the history of the US is studied. Get ready for very little sleep, suicidal thoughts, and no social life. A class meant to be taken for Juniors but if you came from ISB or Summa then you can take it AS A FRESHMEN.

Toob My Loob Loob: You guys taking Apush in the FIRST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL?
Jugs: Yea, how is it?
Toob My Loob Loob: My brother took it as a Junior, hard as hell.
Jugs: Oh shit......!

by Joobless Jingu-Litches July 30, 2010

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