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A cross between the Romans and Cletus from the Simpsons.
To get into the US Army you have to knock over every hurdle at the Special Olympics.
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The Israeli army. Ignorant neocon stormtroopers too oblivious to realize they serve Israel and not the United States.
The US Army got duped into perpetrating Operation Israeli Freedom.
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The most powerful army, even though it's easy to beat the crap out of everyone when you're the less drunk of the world( 2% beer) and that everyone (with exceptions) has to go through it.
they put alot of publicy on it too (america's army and stupid commercials)
-how about joining the us army?
-ok. Why not?
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The army currently located in the United states of America.
During the Iraq war they were the first equiped with Desert Camo. Canada still used Forest Camo. The united states still shot 4 Canadians.
The US Army will shoot anything that moves.
US Army: "Remember. Kill them all!"
Canadian Military: "Hey, what's up?"
US Army: "AhhhH! Talking tree!"
*4 canadian's died*
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Many will remember this as a quality vine hero, but to me I can only think of Claire.
"You just disrespected a future US army soldier"
A phrase to be used when you are being chased by approximately eight people of Hispanic descent.
"Cop Out"- That scene when 8 Mexican gangsters chase Gabriella and the white cop says: "The whole Mexican army just chased Gabriella into the garage!"
the whole Mexican army is after us!
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