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to make an assumption is to make an ass of u and mption
u: i made an assumption
mption: rly bruh
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the consumption of ass
Dude, make sure that ass is clean before assumption, or you might get e.coli
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the mother of all fuckups.
Dont make assumptions or they will fuck you sideways
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a thing that will make an ass out of you and me and is the mother of all failures and f*ck ups!
a thing to avoid making and thinking of!
a thing that is made by being lazy and not asking a question!
I made an assumption that a someone is a complete loser because of a failed exam, but later realized I made an ass and found out the student was really smart.
I made an assumption that the mower ruined a monument at the park, but later realized it was just weathering.
They all made an assumption that a teacher didn’t know how to teach a certain topic, when really the teacher was just testing them.
my assumption is that the three people with glasses are nerds, even though they are not.
ASSUMPTION: It makes an ass out of you and me.
Euclidean reasoning.
Hym "If by 'making assumptions' you mean assuming intuitively appealing axioms and deducing propositions from these, then, yes. And, yes, I have noticed that he has been substantiating these propositions (which is tight). Muh brains is fucking huge dawg. That's where all the pressure comes from. It's just muh big ole grey matter bulging out of my brain cage. Like some too tight jeans trying to contain a fat boner. I going to have to go out and buy a wheelbarrow pretty soon just to carry this motherfucker around."
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To be taken into heaven bodily and spirtually. If you are assumed into heaven, you pretty much get to lie, cheat, rape, and do all those other "sins" and still go to heaven.
That one prostitute in the bible was assumed into heaven.
Assumption... yeah.
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noun; an assumption that any situation or problem, even if it is logically insurmountable, can be resolved by sheer passion or force of will.
This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.
Kevin: Look, I know that we only have half a tank of gas and no cash, but it's my dream to finish this cross-country road trip and I know we'll do it somehow!
Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.
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