ATVing

The act of engaging in quadruple fisting. Two Fists for each hole.

Derived from numerical "Quad" which is sometimes referred to as an ATV.

Sue went out ATVing the other night. Now she's a quadriplegic.

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ATV

A four wheeled vehicle ridden by bullies who think they have the right to ride wherever they want, trespass, and assault anyone and anything that gets in their way. Used by assholes to destroy private property, private roads, and the environment. Supported by most states because they make money off of registration and of course, the states don't really care about protecting the environment, but they will take your money for "conservation" so they can give more grants to ATV clubs to build more trails.

The wardens refuse to enforce the ATV laws to protect landowners from trespassing ATVs.

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ATV

noun \ˌā-(ˌ)tē-ˈvē\

See also : "Quad". A word pertaining to an all terrain, off-road vehicle. Similar to a 'dirt bike' but with two extra lateral wheels to provide stability for those unable to balance, with no cognitive ability, or per-occupied by outside influence; such as objects inserted into mouth, or anus.

Synonyms: Quad bike, Fag bike, homosexual erotica gas powered vibrator.

(Rick) Will we be taking the ATV's to the mud hole today? (Jon) No, Sorry, my ass is too sore from riding there last night.

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ATV

Among the most ecologically destructive devices ever invented. They bring ruin to natural areas, destroying thousands of native plant and animal species, tear up cropland (in case you don't remember that's what keeps us from starving to death) and otherwise cause severe amounts of soil erosion (which in turn degrades the water quality and aquatic habitat). For these reasons they are especially attractive to rednecks and other irresponsable people.
Tax dollars are wasted repairing the damage caused by ATVs.
There have been cases of arguments where ATV riders have actually killed farmers & property owners.

ATVs will probably destroy our country, not that the evangelicals care. They don't think our planet will be around in another 20 years anyway.

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ATV

ATV stands for: Ass, Tits, Vagina

There is ATV in Harold and Kumar: Escape from Gitmo. (see bottomless party)

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ATV

An all terrian vehcile also known as a fourwheeler. For u stupid tree hugging hippies, if you live in the state of Maine, which one of you do, you would know that Baladachi passed the gay law saying that you have to get the Landowners permisson before going on the land. Also stop being sterotypical. I happen to be a female and I'm not a redneck.

I own an ATV and ran myself over with it.

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ATV

A 4-Wheeled Off-road vehicle. Stupid if your not using it for utility purposes. They wreck true MOTORCYCLE tracks and cannot turn worth of crap. People with less experience tend to use ATV's because they cannot operate a bike and need training wheels to get them around in the dirt.

"Yo dude, i love my atv, its so easy!"
"Dude, people with skill stay on two wheels bro. stop wrecking tracks and go away."

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