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ATW

(abbreviation)
The 'ATW', otherwise known as the 'Aggressive Techno Wank', is an act of male self-gratification performed in times of energy fuelled masterbation requirement, and generally consists of a combination of one or more of the following:

-loud techno/trance/electro/drum&bass music either played through earphones or speakers
-isolation from other humans (see below for the reasons for this, regarding the ATW dance)
-dimmed, or alternatively disco, lighting
-an arm with a functioning hand for enhanced performance is preferable
-the ATW dance (each ATW participant will have his own version of this depending on preference and practice)

The ATW dance requirements and techniques are outlined here:
-standing up, legs wide apart, knees bent
-one arm held out from the body (much like if one was about to high-5 somebody, or if one was a rodeo rider)
-other arm strategically positioned on the knob
-look of determination/concentration on the face
-tug away for three or four beats of the song (rapidly), then perform the following manoeuvre (known as the 'ATW interchange');
-jump slightly of the ground
-whilst in mid air swap the 'tugging' arm and the 'high-5/rodeo' arm around
-upon landing, carry on for 3 or four beats in the new position and repeat the manoeuvre as many times as desired by the athelete
-isolation is key; flailing arms pose a threat to innocent bystanders

Contestant 1: ''Hey buddy where are you off to?''

Contestant 2: ''Oh hi man, I'm just off to my room for an ATW''

Contestant 1: ''I see. Are you doing the ATW dance today?''

Contestant 2: ''You bet.''

by thegoodtimeeducator November 9, 2009

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ATW

Meaning: All The Way

ryan: Dude! Lets Play the New Call of Duty!

Jim: Call Of Duty ATW!

by adeelies November 16, 2009

7πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


((ATW

Internet or texting shorthand for "Double Rainbow All the Way" referencing the popular internet meme in the summer of 2010. Used to convey pleasure or satisfaction.

Via text:

Todd: "Hey Brian, I finally got those tickets for the concert."

Brian: ((ATW!

by stickyalf August 6, 2010

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atw

In freestyle soccer, atw is short for "around the world."

When juggling the ball, the foot goes around the ball before kicking it up again.

"Holy shit Bob, since when did you learn to do atw?!"

by zerotm January 28, 2009

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Atw

All the way (internet abbreviation)

For your favorite band, "Yeah man, Linkin Park atw!!"

by Daniel123456789 June 19, 2010

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AtW

According to Wikipedia

Generally used to indicate that the speaker is completely ignorant of the subject, but understands how to browse the web.

"AtW I have Asperger's Syndrome. That's why I act like such an asshole."

by ledgekindred August 20, 2007

8πŸ‘ 113πŸ‘Ž


atwing

Atwing is a very fine ass mother fucking darkskin and don’t play around with her because if you actin slick she’ll chop off your dick periodttt she is a very tall fine asf person and she don’t play she can be trusted but she will pull a knife on you and she’s the most freakiest person I know😫😍🀫

Guy 1: damn have you seen atwing she got a fattyπŸ€’

by Alaina is fine asf😍 August 6, 2019