abacus class

A reason often used to cover up the (possibly) suspicious relationship of two people.

Nina: So how did you meet Rose again?
John: Oh we were... um.. classmates back in ABACUS CLASS!
Nina: So are you just friends?
John: Yep! Just friends! Right! We have a totally platonic relationship!
Nina: You sure? I thought I saw you two holding hands yesterday...
John: Oh yeah that! Isn't that what old friends do when they-um... meet after a long time?
Nina: ...Ok. As long as you're not cheating on me...
John: Ahahaha..

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Dirty abacus

When there is shit left on a string of anal beads after pulling them out.

Tina is a real freak. Last night she played with a dirty abacus after I pulled it out.

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abacus dictionary

a way for saying "lets get it on, and have sex to the best protenshol"

1: wat do you think we shud do?
2: abacus dictionary

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IC ABACUS FC

The best football team in London, fo shizzles

IC ABACUS FC rocks my boat

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kiosk abacus fracas

the only fraternity of the great Bisbo University which will be built in the coming eras, it has no affiliation with anyone else, it only works for itself, it teaches no morals, and it works with no one but the pledged brothers. the brothers worship the great Elephant Riders and it rules all other fraternities, it will rule the world someday.

so what frat are u in? im in the Kiosk Abacus Fracas fraternity