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Someone who isn't very clever, especially with numbers.
Teacher: Timmy, what is 2+2?
Timmy: Erm well, I don't think that's the question we should be asking.
Teacher: Answer the question Timmy.
Timmy: My position on this has always been clear, the answer isn't important. What is important is how we ask the question.
Teacher: FFS Timmy. What is 2+2? It isn't rocket science.
Timmy: Well, erm, it's about 12 when I last checked.
Teacher: 12? Are you sure,?
Timmy: Sorry, erm, yes, I mean 12 is an answer to a question that I might het asked and j think.it's important that we acknowledge that.
Teacher: Fuck me Timmy, you're such a Dianne Abbott.
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South Park's attempt at spoofing Fat Albert.
"Yeah, bitch. Snatch his ass in a bear trap. Leave that nigga swingin' from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days. Glock glock, know what I'm sayin'? Dumb ass nigga pullin' shit, damn." - Fat Abbott
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American athlete who pitched for the University of Tennessee Lady Volunteers softball team from 2004-2007. She is currently under contract with National Pro Fastpitch's Washington Glory and took the year 2008 off to participate in the Beijing Olympics with Team USA.
Monica Abbott is without a doubt the best fast pitch hurler the sport of softball has ever seen.
A pointless little town .. oh and theres an ASDA
Person1: Hey do you want to go newton abbott today?
Person2: Just No
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Big Eared Politician that is the PM of Australia that has big ears and 2 hot daughters
Tony Abbott doesn’t need an example
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