abdominal reins

Abdominal reins is the excessively large, cheesy and sexy flab of fat that exist on the side of BBW women. In extreme cases it hangs over the side of their jeans and plays peek a boo as her shirt sways with the wind.

EX: While my ole lady and I were having intercourse, I latched on to her abdominal reins and rode her into town....YEEEEHAWWW

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Abdominally enhanced

ADJECTIVE:
Politically correct way of saying "fat." Obese. Porcine.

"I'm not fat, I'm abdominally enhanced."
"Who's the abdominally enhanced fellow standing over there."

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Abdominal Surfing

An extreme sport in which an individual slides down a rail, usually in a staircase, perpendicular to the rail, balancing on the lower ribs and upper abs. The two variations are sprints, in which a single rail is ridden down, and slalom, in which a series of rails going down a stairwell that rises at least 4 floors.

As he rounded the last corner of the stairwell, a police officer almost grabbed him, but he quickly remembered abdominal surfing, so he lept onto the last stair rail and ab surfed away

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abdominal hernia

When you lifting up fat chicks and get a abdominal hernia rather than back pain

When you try and push your fat girlfriend on her back so she can breath easily, you catch and abdominal hernia

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