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The use of influence, guilt trips and essentially any other spoken or emotional trigger to get a person to a location they would otherwise not voluntarily go to.
I used a bit of passive abduction to get Fred to my meeting.
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The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
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The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.
His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.
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1. Occurs when the arms are raised above the head during a process such as manufacturing for a period of time. Can lead to long term health issues.
2. The feeling in the shoulder region that may result after the day of a muscle strain or accident.
Frank: How are you doing today, Jared?
Jared: Okay I guess. But my shoulder has been abducted.
Frank: What does that mean? Are you jacking with me?
Jared: Well, I was doing fine until a hallway elf tripped me and abducted my shoulder. Now I suffer from shoulder abduction.
The act of using a sheet or a bag over the head to kidnap something.
Karis used the klansmen abduction move to get rid of a squirel in the bedroom
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When some idiot leaves their account to e-mail, facebook, myspace etc. open on a computer that does not belong to them allowing someone else to get on your account.
Brittany left her facebook account open at best buy, I'm about to committ image abduction.
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An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."
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