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"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"
"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."
An "Absolute Unit" is a person of immaculate chad quality who possesses no flaws.
Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo
Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the boys: Yeah yeah whatever...
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A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.
Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!
Yeah that man is an absolute unit.
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Someone with a massive presence and extreme masculinity
Oh look at jade she’s such an absolute unit
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Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.
Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
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When a person male or female is extremely fatt and a very hungry boi. Their hips should go past their shoulders. They are the bad type of thick. These people are normally above 300 pounds depending on height
Man she is a big girl what an absolute unit.
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Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.
In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.
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