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This is what people refer to when using the acronym FAP (or fap). Used in place of its acronym when attempting to confuse others in the conversation, even if the intent is obvious.
BRB, I need to go to the bathroom for academic purposes.
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An intense, non-sexual attraction to a person of great knowledge, authority, or experience, such as a professor, historian, political figure, scientist, or author. Persons affected by this syndrome may respond to the target by blushing, giggling, and avoiding eye contact after meeting or during conversations, much like the response of many people when they experience a romantic crush on another person.
"Amy developed an academic crush on Professor Potts during Shakespeare 352 Winter semester. If she could have, she would have loved to listen to him talk in iambic pentameter all day. But when she tried to talk to him after class, she suddenly found she couldn't say anything intelligent at all."
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A person who works the education system to his/her advantage in order to attain the highest achievement, usually while minimizing effort. Does not require cheating, only a keen understanding of how to succeed in academics, such as exploiting teacher biases by studying the way a teacher grades and thinks in order to tailor one's answer to his/her preferences and not necessarily to what the perceived objectively correct answer actually is.
David seems to never do any work but gets straight A's -- he's such an academic hustler.
Rebecca did all the reading, then read the paper prompt, wrote the paper and received a B+; Eva read the prompt, looked in the index of the book for keywords and read the relevant passages, wrote the paper and got an A, the latter is obviously an academic hustler.
John takes the maximum number of courses a quarter, takes the hardest classes, has a 2.7 GPA and is still unemployed; his friend, an academic hustler, took it easy but has a 3.9 and currently a six figure salary.
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School turns you on.
Education gets you off.
Rick: Hey Yoshi, let's get a boner together at school.
Yoshi: What the fuck?!
Rick: An Academic Boner that is!
Yoshi: Yeah! let's do it!
*High Five!*
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The quality or state of being frustrated or thoroughly upset by one or multiple things either directly or indirectly related to school, classes, homework, or other academic aspects.
Jesse suffers from academic frustration due to the fact that his professors are mentally retarded.
A game in which the student wastes as much time as possible before the final deadline, often leaving mere minutes for a large assignment.
Eric: Isn't the analysis essay due tomorrow?
Casey: yea, I've been working on it for weeks.
Eric: yea, I need to start that.
Casey; playing academic chicken?
Eric:yea. when I get home, I'll play a few rounds of Warhammer first, to get me ready.
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A person who takes care of a girl and does everything for her in school such as Assignments, projects and also buys her food but doesn't benefit from it...
That guy does everything that girl wants and she doesn't seem to love him, I think he is her Academic Donkey
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