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achmed the dead terrorist

A puppet character by ventriloquist and lowest common denominator Jeff Dunham. The character is, a skeleton in middle eastern clothing. like most of Dunham's characters, "Achmed" is a broad strokes stereotype. Allowing Dunham to pick low hanging comedic fruit, and milk the pocketbooks of Midwestern racists.

"Okay, now that I've exhausted all the Mexican and "my wife is a fat whore," jokes. Lets get ready to get inflammatory by welcoming to the stage "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

by CCRaZ July 9, 2012

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Achmed's Razor

If a Middle Eastern food establishment has good hummus, they will almost certainly have good Middle Eastern food.

A: I can't tell if Al Basha's has good Middle Eastern food, what do you think?

B: Achmed's Razor says if they have good hummus they have good Middle Eastern food.

by GQFez October 13, 2022


Achmed

the name of a dead terrorist in Jeff Dunham's shows and comedy bits. he blew himself up because he is a suicide bomber. he has a son named Achmed Jr.

person: who is Achmed??
me: read the definition.

by SinEahtah March 6, 2022