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Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.
All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.
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the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.
John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.
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a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.
The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."
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The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.
Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.
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The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.
An Anal Acrobat is someone who is an expert of performing a variety of acrobatical associated moves whilst penetrating either a man or a woman at the same time in the rectum, bum hole, Arse, etc etc aka sphinkter.
"wow ben that move was amazing, and whilst penetrating steve,... you do it surprisingly well. you must have had alot of practise to get as good as u are.You are a true Anal Acrobat "
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Yet another phrase to describe those lovers of the chocolate starfish, those hitmen on the Hershey highway, those turd burglars that we know and love.
He's an arsehole acrobat on the turd trapeze.
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