adapter

Some wire that hangs on a person phone when the lazy manufactures take out all the ports

A wire that hangs just like shit does from your but

Hey man what’s up with your phone

On that Adapter life I guess

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contraption adaption

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

faze adapt

a person who studders a lot , like every word is said 100 times

I love it I love it I, I love it I love it , i,i,I love it I love it, said faze adapt

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Halo Adapter

Another word for an Xbox.

"Dude, where'd the TV go?"
"I took it over to Mike's last night with the Halo Adapter"

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netflix adaptation

The #1 way to ruin an anime

Did you see the netflix adaptation of Death Note? It sucks!

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Blank Adapter

U.S. Army term for a condom; it allows an individual to train minus the risk of firing live rounds or enduring an accidental discharge.

Hey Troop, make sure you got a pack of blank adapters before you step off the Traffic Light Lounge. You don't want some stripper showing up in 9 months with a fuck trophy to show you or coming home with drippy dick.

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slap adapter

an adapter to play music from an external device (usually ipod) in your car

yo man do you have a slap adapter so i can bump some of my music from my ipod