An american military technique of repairing broken DVD players.
Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a
Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"
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when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.
Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?
Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)
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repeatedly beating something with either your fists, wrench, baseball bat, etc. until it works, or refuses to work.
My alarm clock wouldn't stop beeping, so i gave it a percussion adjustment and it stopped.
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A special local drink served at a campsite bar in Venice, Italy called Fusina Bar. It has been known to cause a loss of clothing and innocence.
It contails 2 shots of Rum, 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots of Gin, a shot of Tequila and is topped up with a Bacardi Breezer. Served in a pint glass with ice.
Man, we went on Contiki tour, ended up with attitude adjuster...I don't even know her name!
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A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its way down a male's pants in order to adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.
Since I am at a formal party i will go to the bathroom in order to use The Adjustment Bureau to make my privates more comfortable
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The right to say fuckit to any situation
Arin: Do you fuck men
Dan: You know ima use the Fuckit Adjustment and say fuck that question.
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When you get fucked into having a better mood
yah he gave me a good attitude adjustment last night!
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