advice

1- Shitty advice over the internet.

2- Other name for information, that you could've easily found on Google, but instead you had to post a question in a forum, to raise your post count, and with it, the size of your penis.

3- What people give to others, that don't know the meaning of "Google" or "search".

4- Shit.

1/2/3- Question: Could some one help me with this? How can I disable the thumbnails in Vista.

Reply: LOLZ! YOU WAT!/ TITS or GTFO/ Stop talking shit about my mom!/ I've slept with her, lol!/ etc...
(between other numerous replies, that only add to the repliers post count or shitty reputation, and don't actually give an answer to the question)

4- Stop taking advices!!!

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advice

another term for smoking weed

"Dude, got any advice for me?" "Hey let's go outside and advise"

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Advices

Ad-vi-ces ( old Latin word)
Mostly used as to counsel someone; or warn someone
( The people were given advices on how to swim)

The Children were given good advices on how to play.
Do you have any advices for me?

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Advice Monkey

A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.

My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.

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advice slut

A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.

Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.

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Unsolicited advice

Advice nobody fucking asked you for.

Person: you should let your hair grow out it’ll make you more attractive.

Me: I don’t need your unsolicited advice.

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Advice Dog

The head of a labrador puppy on a rainbow background that gives advice to people. A properly constructed advicedog consists of 2 short phrases one on top and one on the bottom.

Abuse Kittens

(Dog Head)

Blame your neighbors

As you can see Advice dog's pool of knowledge is endless.

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