Afonso is a guy that pisses you off every day, with his terrible jokes and just stupid comments. He has beautiful eyes but has a bit of a tummy, but is not fat, just chubby. He always falls in love with several girls that are much hotter than him and then shows no feelings towards them afterwards. Ladies should avoid afonso's at all costs, they are never good boyfriends. Afonso is a prick.
OMFG!!!! It's an Afonso RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
Afonso usually smells and farts a lot
Guy1: It smells like shit in here
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso
Afonso, someone who loves smoking and making puns. Also known as the kings of puns, Afonsos always know how to make people want to never hear another pun in their life.
"See that guy? What's his name?"
"Afonso."
"I knew it!"
Afonso is a kid who’s mom is a man and his dad is a woman. He’s rumored to have sucked 178 dicks.
Afonso your dad is a man and your mom is a woman!!!
Ahhhhhh Stop
Afonso Alves is the nicest guys you could ever meet. He is the most loyal guy you could ever meet and once you meet him theirs no going back.
Afonso Alves best talent is: *screaming* MAPILDE PERRA
Afonso Alves is the best padel player in Alfragide.
O Afonso é uma pessoa ciumenta, não gosta de falsidades,muito menos traições.
O Afonso adora escrever e ouvir musica, ama o "proximo" e tem medo de perder.