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An Afton is a beautiful girl that is one of a kind. She can be sassy and sarcastic, but when it comes down to it she’s a true friend and an amazing girlfriend. If you happen to find an Afton never let her go.
Dude 1: “yo I think I saw an Afton the other day”
Dude 2: “no way man they are one of a kind”
Dude 3: “oh you mean her? Yea she’s mine, forever.”
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this is my name, and i know its hott, no need to tell me twice or 5 times. i love it too
Hello fellow peoples of america, my name is Afton...dont ask
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Okay this is my real name. I'm a scorpio too. So if afton is "sassy" and "everyone wants to date me" then guess what. Just because my name is Afton don't mean i want men all over me "I was in my zone, before you came along, now I'm thinkin maybe you should go." -Megan Trainor. And apparently Scorpio's ruin your life. Either I'm a rare good scorpio or this zodiac sign stuff is meaningless zeal. (It is i'm not superstitious.)
Guy: What's your name?
Me: Afton...
Guy: HER NAME IS AFTON?! CAN I DATE YOU?!
Me: GO KISS A WALL
Guy: But your cute!
Me: *sings all of no by megan trainor*
Guy: You hurt my feelings
Me: IDC now leave or I will yeet you out the window.
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A place where chlamydia makes headlines and lesbians rule the school
In Afton I got the STD Chlamydia from my lesbian girlfriend
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