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AIDS

Despite being an unfortunate condition that eventually leads to a weaker immune system, it has gained popularity as a reaction to something irrational or stupid said or done by someone, or simply to a pun or really bad joke.

Matt: Did you hear about the pornstar that got stuck between an ice cream truck and a truck full of pies? She nearly died!
Louis: Well, I guess she got... "creampied"!
Leo: Gosh, you just gave me aids!

by JViper May 16, 2014

131πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


AIDS

A very dangerous disease that currently can't be cured. It will destroy your immune system until even a cold can kill you.

Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.

Homophobic Middle Schoolers should learn a little bit more about AIDS before they add some retarded definition to Urban Dictionary.

by Black Angel May 15, 2004

5317πŸ‘ 1771πŸ‘Ž


AIDS

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, caused by the retrovirus HIV. Transmitted by exposure to contaminated body fluids, such as blood and semen.

That woman has AIDS.

by oops, forgot to change the previous ignorant moron June 12, 2003

1904πŸ‘ 649πŸ‘Ž


AIDS

A lab created disease, originally created to demolish the gays and black americans, by the government. No one wants to admit this, because we are ALL in denial. How do you think AIDS, just came out of "no where"? It didn't. Think about it.

Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are African-Americans (2008)

Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are gays. (1988)

by Disco Jazz August 4, 2008

2689πŸ‘ 971πŸ‘Ž


aides

Another word for assistants, helpers, etc.

Shouldn't be used in public speaking, as it can confuse people with AIDS.

When Jared Fogle told everyone that he used aides to help him lose all of that weight, along with making a program to give aides to everyone, he was sentenced to execution.

by Deathgrind > you December 17, 2007

71πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


aids

basically really annoying, not something good, used to describe a bad situation or thing just like β€˜diabetes’

β€˜this is such aids’ β€˜omg what is this aids?’ β€˜are u on aids’

by AidsIsLife101 October 28, 2020

28πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


"The Aids"

A potentially fatal form of word vomit that involves accidentally making up terms and sounding like a complete idiot in front of large masses of people. The first known case of The Aids was of the Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 who made a fool of herself answering a question on national television. Also using the word "the" before countries and other historical terms will increase the level of The Aids a person suffers from. This is in no way less of a epidemic than the STD however there are still ways to slow the effects and make them less noticeable. The Aids is most commonly found in teenagers that are viewed to be very funny but do not have much else going for them.

The Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 suffered from "The Aids" when she responded to the question, "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

by Patient 0 October 21, 2008

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž