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Sometimes known as Venusian Karate.
The (fictional) Martial Art practiced by the third Doctor (portrayed by John Pertwee).
The martial art itself involves pure pwnage that can be applied to any situation. It is likely based around real world Aikido along with some Karate bits thrown in for good measure.
If you've ever watched the third Doctor unleash his martial arts skills and thought "OMFG! That was AWESOME!", the art is called Venusian Aikido.
The third Doctor was a prominent user of Venusian Aikido.
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One of Steven Seagal's earliest porno movies from the 80s. In fact, it was so successful within the Japanese community that it became a series.
In the original "Aikido in a Speedo", Steven Seagal plays a womanizing aikido master who strolls around Tokyo in just a speedo during the hot summer days.
He stars in about half of the sex scenes where he costars with several Japanese girls. Only wearing his speedo, he disco dances in front of them with techno in the background as he shakes his arms up and down. Some scenes actually have him with pig tails too as opposed to just this ponytail.
After he fucks all the Japanese hos in the scene, he uses his Aikido to beat them up which later leads to him snapping their necks.
The end of the porno shows Steven Seagal wearing a black leather speedo sprinting through the streets of Tokyo at a speed of fucking FIFTY miles an hour while yelling out "AIIIIKIIIIIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!" and also karate chopping little Japanese boys that get in his way while he keep his usual constipated face.
There have been at least 5 Aikido in a Speedo movies, and even a video game was made insipired by Grand Theft Auto - that is, Grand Theft Tokyo: Aikido in a Speedo.
-Holy crap what's that gay guy with the ponytail doing sprinting down the streets of Tokyo at 50 miles an hour while yelling "AIKIDO IN A SPEEDO!!!!!"?
-He's just filming his latest porno, Aikido in a Speedo
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Corporate Aikido is the art of redirecting people who need help, instead of saying no, so you can get back to Minesweeper or, these days, Reddit. You use their energy against them, sending them off to accounting, answering their questions with a request for more information, etc. Corporate Aikido techniques and throws are best practiced in conference calls and meetings, where the unskilled opponent will appear to all to be combative and aggressive if he or she shows the slightest resistance to the Corporate Aikido movements.
How to use Corporate Aikido, by designbydave: "Yes, I am almost 100% sure what is wrong with your laptop, but I want you to go back and get more information for me, retrieve the appropriate power cables, software install discs etc so I don't have to work on it right this second, I'm currently reading a fascinating, 10 page article about a feral child that I found on reddit."
Doing some bull crap while on the job, that doesn't really qualify as actual work. Something to do to look busy when a boss comes around, but not exerting any energy or really doing anything that is productive.
Nick, "Shit man, we got a code 'I'!"
Vance, "Yo, I'm a tenth degree black belt in Work aikido. Watch me arrange the shit out of those batteries!"
Vance "faces" batteries, bringing them to the forward.
Working at Walgreens reading a magazine at the front cash register. Boss man comes up, and you "top" the cigarettes. That means you push them down so they are all as packed tight towards the bottom rack as possible. "Way to go Vance, really keeping that cig display good looking. Gold star material!"
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The act of using your competitors press announcements to drive your own positive press. Press Aikido lets you to channel your competitors press energy in promoting your product.
An example of press aikido is when a competitor does a major press push, you can post comments on all the articles on the web linking to what you want to promote. Or if your competitor openly attacks, you can use their attack to expose their weakness and delivery your positive message.