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a wookee with a distinct cry when it is going commando.
wow, did you see that wookee with a haircut that looks like it was done by a lawnmower. it was so ailsa!
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man shaped woman with distinguishable horse features blinding bad looks and frizzy hair. often has an equally identical twin, emily
i was blinded this mornin, i looked at an ailsa without eye protection
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The Leonardo Di'caprio of women, so beautiful and talented in rowing, might be the next up and coming Serena Williams of the sport world with her 100 days of sweat really excelling her career. The most empathetic person I know and always is there for me when I text her and never leaves me on seen like EVER. A good cat fishing partner and likes to take long shits in the bush.
Me: Oh look theres an Ailsa Hart!
Her: Don't even try to be her friend she's way too swag.
Me: Oh daym
sexy little mongoose who is inlove with ginger mean especially ones called jack and inlove with spreading there butt cheeks
hey look shes being a dirty ailsa by spreading jacks butt cheeks
Ailsa is a very two faced girl who will act like your best friend around ONLY around you. But your trust with her is unbreakable. I put all my trust with her even though I know some of these things go around to other people I can trust her with anything. She is adventures and loves to do water sports and dancing she's gorgeous but never want to brag on socials about it but she wants to fit in and to do so she treats 'her best friend' like absolute shit even though they are kind and guard her trust with their life. There are days were Ailsa can be moody like in the mornings or when she's too hot but only the people that value and care for her will know that. Her life isn't the easiest so with that I ALWAYS treat her with respect but if only she could do the same... sometimes I wish she would be the same even though I love her the way she is its hard sometimes especially near friends and the big friend group we have at our school I find it difficult to communicate so I end up following her everywhere so I can try get closer with them but she makes school for me so tricky and I believe this is why, the way she is... I hope in a few years time she will realise and treats me better especially around my sister
(around my sister) "Ailsa guess what" I say "omg shut up I don't care" Ailsa says