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An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.
I wish I could pose like an Alastair
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Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!
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Right, i've got dip, carrot sticks, and alastair sticks.. Time to PARTY!!
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ginger. often has a fondness for sheep.
alastair has very ginger hair. have you seen that sheep he's been chasing lately?
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