An absolute idiot who plays roblox and screams very loud his jokes consist as felipe tiffany myumi and cleetus he is known as flamingo on youtube
Albert be quiet im trying to sleep
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Cool ass beeto eat ass lives day by day and has a shit dick and hotter
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A calm/chilling guy that people tend to ask his advice and perspective on how to get ladies.
Does'nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.
hello im albert will you hold my dick for me so i can pee.
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The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.
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an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.
An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.
That guy is the coolest guy ive ever seen he must be an Albert.
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N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.
"I was surprised, he was short, fat and bald but whipped out an Albert."
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