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A person or animal lacking pigment in their skin cells. They are rarely found in packs or playing sports. They are skill in doing impressions of Mr. Mackey from South Park and are often offended when asked the color of their pubic hair. Sometimes found setting beside you in High School engineering classes.
Me: Kyle what color are your pubes?
Kyle: What do you think?
Me: I'm leaning towards honey brown, but I have my doubts.
Kyle: I'm albino you pill popping jizz rag.
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A person with a lack of pigment. This results in pale skin, blue eyes, blond hair and bad vision.
The eyes of albino animal are red.
Look at that albino bunny, he got white fur and red eyes.
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A pale skinned fellow usually from another planet. Sometimes referred to as aliens with foreskins. They enjoy pizza with 4-skin cheese and the dark of night. Enjoy rubbing their necks and walking around campus with fraternity letters on their new sweaters while listening to R.E.M. When they are nervous they bob and weave and rub their neck frantically while saying "Meeyah What's Up" They get extremely nervous around women and bright lghts...or any light for that matter. The albinos of the upper class own "eye machines" to help read text. They enjoy ending every sentence with the word "SON"
Hey Albino! Meeyah What's Up SON!
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A person without/lacking pigment.
Half Albinos have red hair, and pale skin with white eye brows normally.
Full Albinos have light, light blonde hair with violet eyes and pale skin.
Albinos are normally crazy in some kind of way. The girls are usually scary and have anger issues as well as bipolar problems. The majority of albinos, male and female, are smart.
They will eventually rule the world.
They are also funny. Like they make funny noisies.
Usually, they're somewhat gay or bisexual. It's rare that they're completely straight.
They also reflect the sun. So, wear glasses if our going to chill with them. They burn easy, obviously.
Enemies: Pigment
Can be used as: noun, verb, adjective,
Ahh! The albinos are coming run!
You better stop before she goes albino on you!
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Derogatory term towards white people.
Black Man: The term Albino is a bunk term to use in the 21th century.
White Man: You're right man, this people still judge people by their skin color, they're stupid.
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Albinos are creatures whom perfected the art of soul stealing, and can crush a ginger in a fight.
(1) A bio engineered machine created by gingers.
(2) A purified ginger.
Matt- Yo, blondey, I can beat yo azz!
Me- HA! HAHAHAHAH! FUNNY! Well, guess what? I can pwn you. I am ELDER GINGER!
JOHN- You foolish beings, ignorant of the truth... it sickens me, being an ultimate being, as I am to face imbecility more often than those imbeciles are touching the ground...
Matt- That's my robot! Say hi to the albino android!
JOHN- Nay, I am a purified ginger.
Me- OSHT.
Matt- RUUUUN! HE IS SWAGSAZZBOSSBEAST!
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