"shit that albs with your mom was so tight."
"that's so fucked up."
"haha you know it was funny albs giggidy."
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Famous Russian mountain climber best known for retreating from every hard climb he ever attempted.
I'm feeling like this climb is a like above my head, don't think I can do this, I think Albe Backinoff.
Take my heart creatively used by the goddess of darkness 7oor
When you get flattered from a gorgeous girl khidi albe
when you drink so much that you become paraletic.
Steve: ' Im going out drinking tonight'
Charlotte: 'Don't do an albe'
Steve: ' Nah im only having a couple'
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Men kisser. Will explode your house with a pipe bomb disgused as a star.
If you see an Albe, explode him with the power of your mind. Otherwise he'll find a way to steal your wallet and run away at the speed of light.
Person 1: Dude what is Albe doing on the roof again?
Person 2: Here, give it a second.
Albe: HOMOPHOBIC SLUR!!!
Person 2: Yeah there it is.
Albe is that type of guy who always trains in gyms, he is a big and strong man who plays piano everywhere he goes. His name may be very rare but wait until he gets older. People will name their kids to Albe because he will become a big boy.