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drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.
It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism
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A person who behaves like an asshole when he drinks alcohol.
He can be a real alcohole when he goes to a party.
Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.
"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.
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What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.
Alcoholism is growing up so fast!
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The drug that we have to take to get high because cannabis is illegal.
"Hey, man. Got any weed?"
"Nope. I'm fresh out."
"Damn it. Looks like we'll have to drink alcohol, then."
"Yep!"
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Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.
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reality is for people that can't handle drugs and alcohol.
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