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A great Parent and role model for eveyone.
Alec Baldwins Daughter is an ungreatful little pig
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A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
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While receiving a BJ. She puts a finger in your butt causing you to cum accidently shooting her in the face without you pulling the trigger.
She caused me to pull an Alec Baldwin during oral sex.
The act of impregnating a woman after a vasectomy.
A: "yeah Sharon got like got an Alec Baldwin done on her"
B: "What?"
A: "Yeah so he 'said' he got a vasectomy bu-"
B: "That's fucking terrible form Melissa"
C: "Yeah someone died aye"
the coolest man alive; the sweetest dude living; total badass;
-Who is the coolest man alive again?
-Oh, you mean Alec Baldwin?
-yeah, that's right, I can't believe I forgot that.
-Neither can I. Everyone knows that, you assbag.
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When you get a vasectomy and end up getting a girl pregnant. Because you thought you were shooting blanks, but you had a live one in the chamber.
I pulled an Alec Baldwin and got my wife pregnant.
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When your about to cum and you blow your load all over the room hitting innocent bystanders.
I pulled an Alec Baldwin and covered the family dog in jizz
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