Alejandro

noun - (Spanish variant of Alexander)

1. One who can hardly contain his awesomeness as it spills out of him everywhere he goes.

2. Extreme genius.

3. Male having an abnormally large member.

4. The most common name given to katanas, uzis, bomberplanes, warships, jetfighters, nuclear warheads, hedgetrimmers, and bear traps.

Example 1.
Move aside and let the Alejandro through.

Example 2.
Professor: Can anyone tell me who said, "for any self-consistent recursive axiomatic system powerful enough to describe the arithmetic of the natural numbers, there are true propositions about the naturals that cannot be proved from the axioms."?
Student: Do I look like an Alejandro?

Example 3.
Kim: Holy shit! Did you see that?
Martha: He must be an Alejandro.

Example 4.
"Watch out for that Alejandro"

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Alejandro

Alejandro has a nice cock😎

Maria: Alejandro’s have nice cock
Santiago: I wish I had at least 5 inches
Mateo: cashate cara de mierda

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a really sweet and caring guy who you can totally trust. he's a total rager and loves to party. he fucks like no other and is a really good kisser! he is SUPER SEXY!!! totally hot!!!! rocks at sports!!!! he's really funny and has the prettiest eyes you'll ever see in your life. he may seem a little shy at first but once you get past that you'll see that he's one of coolest people you'll ever meet. hes got abbs like the situation and an amazing body. He likes to surf and snowboard, and ocassionally busts out in song. he'll make you smile all the time and whoever meets this AMAZING person will never meet anyone quite like him again. he is a total ALEJANDRO!!!!

-woah did u see that hottie?

-yeah he's a total ALEJANDRO!

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Alejandro also nickname alex is the BEST PERSON EVER. He will come off as weird at first but you get to know him and eventually you will fall for him and his perfect smile with his dimples, beautiful dark eyes, and a flannel shirt. Most caring ,kind ,funny, brave, outgoing person you will ever meet and just all around great guy to keep around

Me:i love Alejandro with all my heart

Friends: i ship it

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Alejandro is a truly perfect person. He is sweet, funny, kind, adorable, nice, fun, cute af, hot, caring, supportive, loving, smart, so talented, creative, and so much more. He is also TAKEN. so don’t even think about it..

Me: “My boyfriend Alejandro is so amazing I love him so much he’s the best”

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Alejandro

A person who will not be afraid to act like an complete idiot in front of you to make you laugh, loves with everything he has, says the sweetest things, is caring, etc; basically everything you could ever ask for.

I love Alejandro with all my heart.
Alejandro and Cindy are madly in love.

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Alejandro: Protector, defender of mankind. You will definitely fall in love with him at first sight. He has the most amazing personality. He has a love like no other. A gentleman at heart. A handsome guy. The greatest father in the world. A true friend. Easy to talk to. Easy to love. I fell in love with Alejandro on the first night. Alejandro is strong, smart, funny, and loving. Alejandro is my dream lover and a blessing that came true. Im in love with you Alejandro.

FRIEND: Who is that?
ME: That is Alejandro
FRIEND: Ohh, so thats the guy who has you smiling all the time!

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