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Alex Rodriguez

He is a Liar} and a Phony
he is also full of shit.
The most overpaid player in the history of professional sports.
He looks like a girl.

AROD: Its not about the money...really.

by hello May 10, 2004

83๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


alex rodriguez

Probably THE best baseball player ever. On pace to break the homerun record. Though many people say he is a bad fielder, he was a shortstop his whole life and had to switch over to third, which yes is a big deal. No he is not cocky, as said my a fellow yankee 3rd basemen in the minors, A-rod in spring training is always the one talking to the minor leaguers and asking if they had any questions, or offering to help them with their game. And i would like to see one person turn down a 10 year 252 million dollar contract, that's right, no one would.

Oh bases loaded, counts 1-2, alex rodriguez will strike out, NOPE! grand slam homerun! walk off hr!

by RossiP April 18, 2007

116๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alex Rodriguez

``We got a good win today,'' said Rodriguez, who walked twice but was 0-for-4 on the day, dropping to 0-for-12 in the series and .156 on the year. ``I'm going to be there offensively, there's no question in my mind. But it feels good to contribute in some other way.'''

``We got a good win today,'' said Rodriguez, who walked twice but was 0-for-4 on the day, dropping to 0-for-12 in the series and .156 on the year. ``I'm going to be there offensively, there's no question in my mind. But it feels good to contribute in some other way.''

by IsOn April 22, 2004

49๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


{alex rodriguez}

1. an overpaid pussy
2.a gay who uses purple lipgloss
3.a ballslapper/ballsucker
4.jeter's buttbuddy
5.a choking steroid filled homo
6.gay
7.should die
8. #1 homo prostitute in america

"{Alex Rodriguez} just sucked on jeter's penis for god luck in the game."
YANKEES SUCK

by u dont need to no March 26, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alex Rodriguez

By far the best baseball player in the world right now. Puts up amazing numbers and, yes, is overpaid, along with the majority of baseball players. Fields decently at third base because that awesome guy Derek Jeter isn't willing to move even though he's not the best fielder either, while A-rod was stellar at short before moving to the Yankees. Is renowned for "choking" in playoff situations, although those happen to be small sample sizes in which anything can happen, and before 2005 actually played really well in the playoffs. Is hated by many Yankees fans because they believe that over the past years he hasn't lifted the team as much as he should because he's the best player in baseball, although they could point to bad pitching and having players out of their prime under huge contracts (e.g. Jason Giambi). They fail to realize that without his play the Yankees actually would've been worse those years.

Jeter up to bat, with the Yankees tied. Hits a bloop for a single.
Yankee Fan: Nice, man, Jeter leads the team so well.
Alex Rodriguez up to bat, flies out to left.
Yankee Fan: Wow...he should take a couple of pointers from Jeter. Why are we paying this guy so much money if he doesn't will us to win?
Later in the game, Yankees up by 3. A-rod hits a home run.
Yankee Fan: Wow. Thanks for a meaningless home run, A-rod. Way to pad your stats and come up strong when we don't need it.

by rea5661 April 24, 2008

54๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alex Rodriguez

A centaur with a huge 11" horse cock. He indulges in regular anal sex.

Alex Rodriguez loves men

by Penisfacedpie January 8, 2020


Alex Rodriguez

a-rod for short. The life of the party and the life of Sq. Hill. Check him out.. YAA.

Alex Rodriguez is da man

by Arod October 22, 2004

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