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Alexandre is someone who loves to eat pasta and spaghetti but he loves his own noodle moar. He is an artist who loves to draw females with (out) cloths. When he smiles and laughs he looks cute but when he is annoyed he act super cute ! But don't talk with him about boobies or vivi (which is something every guy wants) because his noodle is like a rocket who can fly in 1 sec. He loves games , eating food more then normal , likes to go into wild because he thinks he is an expert wildman but he's not. He is someone who pretends to be innocent but he has an excellent mind which can make many dangerous plans like killing a mosquito in 0.01 sec. so consider yourself lucky if u have met any Alexandre ever !
" Wow shots sound and toxic cloud.. are we in Iraqi ? _ No, that's just Alexandre who eated cassoulet "
15👍 11👎
Alexandre has a cock as big as a baguette and as thick as beyonce's ass!
Alexandre's penus is simply splendid!
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Alpha Male
Absolute God of a man
The Daddy of Daddies
Apex of the male species
Pinnacle of male evolution
4👍 1👎
A guy who is always up for a party at 8PM then laying on the couch at midnight.
1- Look at him, he is such an Alexandre tonight !
2- Do an Alexandre
4👍 2👎
He is our gay boy................. gay boys unite.....United Airlines.
Friend 1 describing Alexandre during English class: "Ya know Alex, our gay boy, he is our gay boy................. gay boys unite.....United Airlines."
Friend 2: "Ah yes.... United Airlines."
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A man that gets screamed at by his dad often. Sucks at rainbow 6 seige and has no talents whatsoever
Alexandre! Va nourrir tes cochons
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A guy who sometimes cares about other people more than he cares about himself. He is a very pationate person, with a beautiful soul. He would never hurt anyone on purpose. He feels a lot. Sometimes he feels too many things at ones, which often confuses him.
He is an incredible dancer and a real goof. Sometimes when he tells a joke, he keeps going for too long untill it's not really funny anymore. But it doesn't bother anyone, cause his exitment while talking is very contagious.
He pushes himself through life, and always tries to be positive even in the darkest of times.
He still has a lot to learn and still has to find himself.
But he will eventually.
And one day his beautiful soul, will grow to be even more beautiful, unique and heartwarming.
Look at that boy vibing, enjoying and dancing through life. It can only be Alexandre.