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A ratchet lesbian whore. She says she sucks dick but the most man action she ever done was look like one.
"Who's that girl over there with the pixie cut and nose piercing?"
"That's Alika"
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"I like ya cut g" But a bit more slurred so that is turns 5 words, into two. You wont understand this word unless you say it out loud.
Friend: *Gets a new cut*
John: "Alika Cujee" *Slaps back of his friend's head into oblivion*
when you skewer tomatos on your boyfriends shlong and he fills them up with jizz while you eat them off the end one by one.
jason : damn, i heard you guys banging last night it was so loud and squelchy
Dylan: yeah, me and cheryl were doing the dirty alika she ate so many i was drained.
jason: wow bro...
Alika is a girl that is made of half Pelmeni and half Pesto. But you can't eat her because she survives longer than the plants she takes care of with her green thumb. And she may have the surname "rotten palm" which is used during Spongebob's "Opposite Day" because she makes all greenagers, especially palms, actually"unrot". Many Hawaiians sing about her cause she's a goddess of magical cooking which contains for example to combine Bavarian "Leberkas" in unique sandwich variations And that's not all - she is also a Pasta and Salad-Queen. Don't you mess with an "Alika"! She sold clothes faster and became rich of this than your cat can catch a mouse!
He/She/They/Them: "Hey Kaylee, did you try to mess with Alika today?" Kaylee: "I tried, but after selling one shirt she was rich the next day and I couldn't get into her building cause a jungle grew around it. Also I smelled so much good food that I decided she is a cool Pelmeni Queen!"
the most handsome guy to ever existπ heβs kind, shy, annoying, funny, does everything he can for you, and catches your eye the moment you meet him
hey whoβs that over there?
thatβs my boyfriend alika shut up
Alika (AH-LEE-KAH) is hawaiian version of Alex and means protector. Alikas usually have black and curly hair and are super cute and protective (as they should, because itβs their name). He is a lovable guy that always stands up for what he believes in and is unapologetically himself. Unbelievably strong & always looking out for the people he cares about
Everyone stops talking when Alika entires the room
Alika is so cool omg
The guy that just met ααα αααααα‘
Alika : Bro you are so α©αααα£α§ααααααααα αααα¨αα
Chkhaidze : Meh i dont give a fuck