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uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............
.......pre-nup
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To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.
"Friends":
- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.
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A female who lives in one of the varied United States that provides alimony payments for an ambitionless female, who attracts a certain type of male who only frequents such states; who is searching for an easy, low expectation relationship with her, who finds her a real cheap catch, that another man/alimony payor continues to support, unbenounced to the alimony female.
Hey man did you check out that hot alimony babe? Yeah shes a real catch, her ex husband still pays alimony and I don't have to do nothing... I can take her for a .99 cent burger and she'll do anything sexually...
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When a divorce occurs and one ex solicits the other for post-marital sexual favors in exchange for commodities.
"Hey Jen, I heard you have a car payment you need help putting towards."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."
A group of great blokes with golf skills as average as their physiques.
That’s the South-London’s Alimonial Golfing Society
Money your ex spouse’s current flame owes you for teaching your ex how not to suck in bed.
Eric owes me months of sexual alimony for Elizabeth’s new found talents in bed. Dat bitch a ho!