All Too Well

Taylor Swift's masterpiece of a song. Well known for its 10 minute duration. Since Americans will measure with anything but the metric system, All Too Well is now a unit of measurement that means 10 minutes.

Her: "My parents aren't home today ;)"
Me: "I'll be there in 6 All Too Well's"

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all too well

a song you can cry to for 10 minutes straight

Person 1: hey, have you heard Taylor swift’s new song, all too well (10 minute version) (Taylor’s version) (from the vault)?
Person 2: no, ill go listen to it, i guess
Person 1: you better be mentally prepared
Person 2: yeah, yeah, whatever

Person 2, 10 minutes later: YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE, SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST
Person 1: *sighs in swiftie

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all is well in the cosmos

its all good

how are you?
all is well in the cosmos

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All too well

A unit of measurement of time equal to 10 minutes and 13 seconds (the length of Taylor Swift's masterpiece, All too well (Taylor's version))

When I realised my exam was only 18 All too wells long, it seemed more bearable

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hope all is well

Toxic text from an ex or past situationship.

Ex’s Text: hope all is well
You:

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All too well

A 10 minute masterpiece. The monster cock of the Red (Taylor’s version) album. This could also be used to measure time. For example if your mentally-unstable, walking red flag, raging-borderline-psycho-Taylor Swift obsessed friend or S/O says to you “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s” this means she’ll be there in 20 minutes. Also, word of advice, never date a b*tch whose favorite Taylor album is one if the following: Speak now, Folklore, Red or 1989. I can attest to this, as i myself am one of these people.

Yo have you heard Taylor’s new album? The 10 minute version of all too well had me in tears.

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All too well

A 10 minute masterpiece. The monster cock of the Red (Taylor’s version) album. This could also be used to measure time. For example if your mentally-unstable, walking red flag, raging-borderline-psycho-Taylor Swift obsessed friend or S/O says to you “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s” this means she’ll be there in 20 minutes. Also, word of advice, never date a b*tch whose favorite Taylor album is one if the following: Speak now, Folklore, Red or 1989. I can attest to this, as i myself am one of these people.

Yo have you heard Taylor’s new album? The 10 minute version of all too well had me in tears.

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