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Alonzo

Super loyal guy. Overprotective and definitely protects whatโ€™s his. Donโ€™t mess with his family or friends because you will GET it. Super cute and handsome. Easily jealous, however is very trustworthy. His personality isnโ€™t the nicest but the typa love is the best. Super flirty and wild. One of the realist niggas out there.

I love me a Alonzo typa guy.

by Youโ€™re gf Desiree June 4, 2018

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alonzo

Alonzo a person thatโ€™s gets me wet.
I was soak last night.

Girl #1: i heard that Alonzo got you wet
Girl #2 ooo wee yes he did girl
Girl #1 I want Alonzo to get me wet
Girl #2 we both can get wet

by whatsgoingonwithya July 13, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alonzo

Alonzo /uh-lan-zo\
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.

Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.

Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).

Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."

See above for Alonzo examples.

by A_Helping_Hand July 15, 2016

29๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alonzo

Big Dick daddy

I fucked my big Dick daddy Alonzo this morning

by Brad Hershberger April 17, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alonzo

One of the best friends to have, he is very trustworthy and will always listen to what you have to say. He love skittles and hanging out with his friends. Half the time he is in his own world, but if you have something important to say he will listen.

Alonzo is the best friend, you can always trust him.

by CrazyFriend21 September 22, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alonzo

This is a great means a great man that impacted many lives also is good at games and getting girls can do very well in sports but, with every Alonzo lies a path to greatness and each Alonzo chooses there preferred

Alonzo mourning is a very good basket ball player

I want to be just like Alonzo leasing the women and getting ahead in task

Alonzo is dominant and far superior task he tries in.

by Alรตnza Bailey April 3, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alonzo

A big guy with an anger problem and would do anything to turn your friends against you. he would be nice to you some days but would eventually find a way to fight with you.

damn, you are always acting like an Alonzo dude

by qimpky May 15, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž