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The modern alternative spelling of "a lot".
When asked by his editor why he always spelt alot as one word, Dave wrote back:
"See, you are a prisoner of the English language and I am a language pirate. You are the British with their stuffy coats and large boring navies and I am sailing the high seas of the language with my crew in a fast, nimble ship evading you at every moment plundering the language for the good of the reader and keeping the written sea free of your rules. I've hoisted my flag and given you my finger. Alot."
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The famous misspelling of "A lot", it is two words, not one. Learn your spellings next time.
You don't write afew, don't you?
Normal person with normal IQ: Yo guys, there is a lot of rain today!
Another normal person but forgot his spellings a bit: Yo guys, there is alot of rain today!
The misspelling of the term "a lot", commonly used by little kids that don't know how to spell.
Kid on Roblox: "Thats alot of damage."
Teen on Roblox: "You do mean 'a lot', right?"
Kid on Roblox: "NO ITS ALOT"
Teen on Roblox: "Learn English, kid."
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A word that actually exists; but since it isn't found in dictionaries it drives people up the wall. A combination of "a" and "lot."
Alot of words are considered ungrammatical before they are sanctioned.
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a word to emphasise a large quantity. Something which is more significant than just “a lot”
“wow my foot hurts alotness, I think it’s broken!”
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