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Alpha Male

"Straight" guy that is frustrated about his secret love for men, so he shields his homosexuality by hating on women. He's not over five foot and goes to the gym every day to feel more empowered. Probably has mommy issues, which leads to his really big hatred for women, and "women belong in the kitchen" mindset. He loves hating on "betas" for respecting women, but he only does it because he really wants to be a top.

Person 1: Dude, this whole feminism thing is ruining women.
Person 2: What? So you're an alpha male or something?
Person 1: I guess you could call me that.
Person 2: You're gay, Brian.

by capricornhater69 September 4, 2021

70๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Male

A tool that will do anything to be the center of attention and be the dominant male. A phony act insecure people put on.

A perfect example of an alpha male or (toolbag) would be Fonzzy on happy days.

by Miggity Matt April 11, 2008

1071๐Ÿ‘ 804๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Male

The highest degree of asshole. Must not be confused with the opposite of asshole. If confused with the opposite of asshole, refer to pink panther ..... (gay) pink ..;)

Alpha males are the most interesting men in the world <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

by TheWomenWithA's April 21, 2020

52๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Male

An alpha male is, to put it in the most simplest way, powerful. That's it--the more powerful a male, the more of an alpha male he is. This power roots from his superior intelligence, as well as his superior physical stature.

People often associate the term "alpha male" with this sort of openly-overconfident male who is an outgoing extrovert. This isn't true. The allpha male would not have to rely on such socialising to attract people; the male who attracts people despite staying out of the spotlight and remaining silent is the real alpha male.

You're walking down the street and cross paths with a fairly muscular guy in dark clothes, looking down, right into your eyes so intimidatingly. He looks so quiet and reserved, yet so confident and definite. That guy was an alpha male and you probably now wanna get ravished by him in bed.

by IamMRAnonymous923 January 25, 2015

178๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Male

Keanu Reeves

Do you know that John wick guy? He is Alpha Male

by spudks June 24, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Male

A defence mechanism used by men who are unable to compete in one or more arenas of modern society, and so must compensate by subscribing to an outdated and and obsolete notion of masculinity. The moniker of "alpha male" is most often bestowed onto the man by himself, rather than an outside source.

Society: You can't have sex with that woman because she already has a boyfriend.

Alpha Male: But I'm an Alpha Male and he's at least 3 inches shorter than me! This is too hard! Why can't it be 10,000 BC again?

by SubmarineTragedy February 4, 2018

27๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha Male

A cocky, obnoxious dude who is insecure and deals with people by putting them down. He is small so he acts big. Often these flaws come from his immaturity and low social status. They have no real power so they feel the need to exude jock male attributes to put themselves over.

I hate how John Doe treats people, he's such an alpha male.

by lff-2000 March 25, 2022

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