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AST's are like female frat boys. you can find them on almost any night of the week doing a keg stand, kicking your ass in beer pong or doing a power hour. if you piss them off they will take one of their rusty anchors and show it up your ass! hottest, bitchiest girls alive
random girl: whos that slut doing a keg stang
friend: probably an AST, dont be jealous just beacuse they didnt give you a bid
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you can't spell fantASTtic without AST!
There may be a couple other words you can spell with AST, but this is a personal favorite of mine
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The hottest sorority known to man... best looking girls, best dancers, biggest drinkers... a parties not a party unless the AST's are there!
Frat Guy: Holy Shit, look at those hot girls dancing on that table, they must be AST's
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Alpha Sigma Tau is the best sorority around with the hottest girls who are the best drinkers dancers and partiers on the face of this planet.
Holy Shit! Those hot girls dancing on the table must be AST's! I want their hot bodies!!!
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Alpha Sigma Tau has the sexiest wildest girls in it. If you are not out with at least 1 of them, you are not having as good of a time as you could. They are down to earth and crazy. There is NEVER a dull moment when you are with these chicks
One time my room got ransacked by 4 hot AST's and the spent 4 hours of a saturday night dancing a screaming in my room. A large blow up blimp I had was been tossed around and ridden. MY bed had multiple beers spilled on it and footprints on it from people jumping on it. I just sat back and watched in pure exstacy laughing! They were so funny!
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Sigma Alpha Sigma is the best extracurricular organization for high schools designed to foster leadership skills among students who will promote academic excellence within the student body of a school. Sigma is also one of the coolest things to be apart of anywhere now that it is NATIONAL!!
Guy not in Sigma Alpha Sigma: Dude, what is sigma?? That looks like one of the coolest organizations I have ever seen!
Guy in Sigma Alpha Sigma: Bro, it IS that coolest organization you have ever seen, wanna join?
Guy no in Sigma Alpha Sigma: HECK YES!!!
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An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.
Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"