alphie

A strong, independent man who is a bit too sexy for his fam.

"Wow that guy is really sexy. Is he an Alex?"
"No. He's an Alphie."

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Alphie

Alphie is an amazing dog who LOVES Spaghetti, and bosses his owner all the time, and loves to poop and pee in the room of his owner.

Alphie is a boy PRINCESS.

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Alphy Dumpy

An alphy dumpy is someone who's face looks completely morphed or mutated.

Ronnie-hey man, did you see see that guy over there?
Jeff-yeah dude hes an alphy dumpy

Lil Alphy

Lil Alphy, the twin of lil richy
Lil richy is more evil then lil alphy and nobody ever knows which one is which

Ryan: hey Iil richy
lil alphy: umm I’m lil Alphy you dumb bitch

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