Moe Alta

A terrorist who snorts chalk, Gatorade, smokes paper and eats markers. Also known for keeping his shirt consistently dirty and being excessively low on cash.

Jack: Yo! Thomas have you heard about Moe Alta?

Thomas: Ew, that's the kid who got left behind at Tim Horton's right?
Jack: Yep.
Thonmas: That kid smells like eggs.

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Alta pack

This is that head knocker gas. Weed so strong makes you feel like you’re flying. No other bud hits like an Alta pack.

“I thought my weed was gas but damn you got that Alta pack”

Alta Girl

A girl who takes anonymous boys on the side of Alta pizzeria in order to make out with them.

"DAYUUUUM! Alex is such an Alta girl!"

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Alta D.

kani si alta... ga poyo ni sa bahada dapit sa lechon nga lami sa malaybalay bukidnon...soko cya coz dili man gawas iya foto sa friendster...ambot unsay nahitabo. ingun cya illegal daw..

the bataan nuclear power plant has 300000000 Alt.D power(alta Damasco unit for super nova explotion to the 10th power) alt i hope dli ka maka sikmah ug anak ani nga difinition.

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Alta Loma

Part of what everyone knows is just Rancho Cucamonga but residents feel needs to be separate. The Northwest part of Rancho where there are so many richy houses with 5 bedrooms, 3 1/2 bathrooms, and 30 square feet of backyard for your little yippie purse dwelling dog. A wonderful place to live if your dad is a Lawyer and your mom is a Doctor.

-Hey, you from the 909?
-Kinda...
-Oooohh, you're from Ranch then, right?
-Not really.
-Alta Loma, Etiwanda, and Rancho are all the same and you know it!

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alta vista

A search engine desperately trying to be like Google.

I fuckin hate Alta Vista, i'd rather use Google.

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cruz alta

the best muic maker ever to live he makes a new type of music called cruzstep :)

did you hear that new cruz alta song? yea its cruzstep