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Oh look there’s Alwyn Mcavoy get away from him he’s a certified child predator.
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a daddy wbk! king of acting ended your faves! has sex with Taylor Swift!
Taylor Swift moaned softly in the middle of the night: “Joe Alwyn don't stop! Harder daddy!” as he entered her.
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a daddy! has sex with taylor swift frequently!
Taylor Swift moaned in the middle of the night: “oh joe alwyn, don’t stop, harder daddy!”
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An awesome man that always puts his family first.
He works very hard to ensure that his loved ones are happy.
He is a true gem!
She was lucky to have met such an Alwyn.
Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.
Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else
-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass
Probably reads gay fantasy books
Had like 20 songs written about him
Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat
Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)
Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
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Oh look there’s Alwyn Mcavoy you better run cause he’s a child predator.
Oh look there’s Alwyn Mcavoy get away from him he’s a certified child predator.