When your significant other shits in the bed.
I went to make the bed this morning and there was an Amber alert.
A warning to signal that someone with the characteristics of Amber Turd is in your vicinity, about to 💩 in your bed, making false claims of physical or sexual abuse and displays narcissist traits that could potentially be harmful for you and your environment
An amber alert went off as soon as Amber Turd appears in our vision. Caution the turd is here to talk shit and destroy your life: run!
When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.
Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert
a feminine equivalent or synonym for red flag behaviors; a warning that you should not be or in any way, associate yourself with a particular person.
She is a pathological liar. Somebody should sound an amber alert for her boyfriend to break up with her.
An amber alert is code for somebody sh*ting in your bed.
I woke up in the morning and my ex had left me an amber alert in the middle of the night.
Guy 1: Hey, where did (child) go?
Guy 2: oh he got stoled
Guy 1: Uh oh, Amber Alert!
When you shit in someone's bed to passive aggressively get back at them
Amber H. And Captain Jack Sparrow got in an argument. Instead of being an adult and talking about it, she served Captain J. with and Amber Alert!