Amber Heard

the act of shitting in the bed and blaming someone else

"Dude, my girlfriend's crazy. She tried to Amber Heard me.

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Amber Heard

The act of cumming while shitting on a bed

Did you see what Kevin did last night? He committed Amber Heard while fucking her gf

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amber heard

worst actress ever, lying whore and bitch

friend: omg look at her *points to skank*
other friend: ugh what an amber heard

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Amber Heard

When a person literally shits in a bed.

Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I shit the bed.
Friend 2: Wait, literally or figuratively, what happened?

Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I I pulled an Amber Heard.
Friend 2: Oh my f**cking god, you’re a nasty mother f**cker! What did she say?

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Amber Heard

When you want to take revenge on your partner so you claim they abused you and take a shit on their side of the bed

Me: Bro I left my ex-wife with a massive Amber Heard
Him: What's an Amber Heard?
Me: I left a massive dookie on her bed

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Amber Hearding

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.

This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.

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Amber Heard

Cockney rhyming slang for taking a turd; i.e. the act of defecation.

"Do you need me for anything? Because I'm off for an Amber Heard."

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