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italian-american neighborhood

New Jersey(mainly North in Bergen)and Bensonhurst Brooklyn defines what is to be in an Italian-American neighborhoods.

Kid #1: I'm from Queens, i've never been to an Italian feast before?

Kid #2: What the fuck?! You need to head out to Jersey during the summer!

Kid #1: Which italian-american neighborhood are you talking about so I can put it in my GPS?

Kid #2: Everywhere! Where you live at, on the moon?

by Mikey McMullin February 25, 2009

17πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Italian American men

(Not all IAM are like this)

Annoying ass 5th gen men who make being Italian their only personality trait. They speak over immigrants and act like they are immigrants when they aren’t. They are loud, rude, and most of the time can’t even pronounce their own last name correctly.

These people can mainly be found in Boston.

Italian American men can be really annoying sometimes

by Just the facts February 26, 2022

8πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Italian-American conspiracy theorists

Italian-American conspiracy theorists are doggedly preoccupied with fringe theories pertaining to the innocence of Chicago-area mafia killers who were nonetheless indicted, shown to be guilty of their crimes (well-beyond a reasonable doubt), and incarcerated. They often complain that said mafia killers got a "raw deal" because of "bad news" disseminated by "dry beefers."

Their theories are viewed with skepticism by normal people because they are rarely supported by any conclusive evidence and contrast with institutional analysis, which focuses on people's collective behavior in publicly known institutions, as recorded in scholarly material and mainstream media reports, to explain historical or current events, rather than speculate on the motives and actions of secretive coalitions of individuals, such as Mike Maseth, T. Markus Funk, Mitchell Mars Mitch Mars, Patrick Fitzgerald, and Charlie Hernandez.

Clear-headed individuals argue that Italian-American conspiracy theory, itself, goes well-beyond the boundaries of rational criticism when it becomes nonfalsifiable--such a theory is a closed system of ideas which explains away contradictory evidence by claiming that the conspirators themselves planted it.

Italian-American conspiracy theorists typically grew up in areas like Melrose Park, Elmwood Park, Galewood, Bridgeport, Cicero, and Berwyn. They regularly troll the Chicago Suntimes' mob threads.

The Suntimes mob blog is hilarious when all the Italian-American conspiracy theorists come crawling out of the wood work, crying foul.

by Davey Gagunga April 8, 2011

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Italian American

Subhuman

Italian Americans enjoy chewing gum, watching pigeons, and forfeiting their assets to the federal government after years of tax evasion.

by J1Sauce/BallerKing June 6, 2024