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Basically it's a school full of people that say the same things:
"I got into Harvard, Yale, Penn, insert any other much better school...But I got a free ride @ AU." - it seems no one pays for education at AU. EVERYONE got a full scholarship.
"I'm really rich. insert name slept with me cuz i shop at Saks like everyday" OR "I was really, really rich, but um, I was disowned, stock market trouble, insert any financial disaster
Let's face it...AU is not Gtown, it's not GW, it's not College Park (which actually has decent frats and frat houses). I don't even think it's better than Catholic. Their campus looks like it was built by the Soviet Union and the students are all bitter about being there.
AU GUY: Yeah so my parents invented the Internet and own Coca Cola.
AU GUY #2: Awesome. I got into like Harvard, P-ton, D-mouth, and Stanford.
AU GIRL: Omg same! Do you wanna go smoke some cigarettes, head back to our shitty dorms, and have lots of sex? All the guys at Gtown, GW, and Maryland said I'm too much a dirty skank whore.
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this is the school that costs 40k a year with no benefits.
Reasons not to even walk past the school:
1. there is no football. what kind of college doesnt have football?
2. a school that also is cutting half of the sports teams it hsa left.
3. only sports left are soccer and field hockey
4. the only good food is at mcdonalds
5. public safety will try and pull you over, nobody will stop
6. somehow rush hour lasts from 7am all the way til 1040PM when classes end.
7. AU is the former drug capital of NW DC.
8. They have gone in the last 10 years from a hot party scene to a drug/alcahol free war zone
9. In 2001 the government raided our private residences and stole all the drugs.
10. we all still do drugs
look on the south side of campus
American university used to be awesome
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A for-profit diploma mill school that preys on active duty military and veterans. Once they dry up all of their VA funding and financial aid, they leave them high and dry with no hope of a decent job, and a lot of debt.
Guy 1- "Should you go to American Military University?"
Guy 2- "No thanks. I think I'll just go to my local community college instead. Everyone is accepted there too, but I do think I'll have to at least take the SAT."
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A school that is full of homework and pisses you off. Children here act like beavers and rabbits fighting. If you ever think about getting in this school, make sure ur ok with being crazy and loud 😁NEVER trust the kids near the elevator with out a elevator pass cuz u could end up with Ms.Noha 😬 If you are a 8th grader please keep in mind that the 7th graders are spoiled brats 🙂 Most think they’re cool and trendy when they act like 9 year olds and we can hear their screams and voices. Most are retarded clout chasers 🤭 If you live in Kuwait and ur a nerd DO NOT COME TO THIS SCHOOL kids here are dumb and crazy it’s like living in a school jungle gym so no nooo. 6th graders are little Jake Paulers k so they think that they’re king and queen oOoOpPpps 😱 Bibi al Ghanim is the owner of this mini hell on earth! You will have to pay for every single tiny thing even though it’s from the trash can ☠️ All the school and teachers want is money🤑🤑🤑 Teachers love stressing you out!😍 They will laugh after failing the whole class so rip uas students
I get terrorized in the Universal American School of Kuwait!
The school is 90% homework and 10% education!!!
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The world's most problematic High School, 2019.
Freshman: DRAMA. The guys in the grade think they're the shit when their faces are full of acne and unibrow, and their teeth look like traffic cones. Most problematic and undeveloped grade.
Sophomore: Probably the most unproblematic grade and the grade that is most in unison. other than all the girls in the grade smoking in the last bathroom stall together, they're okay.
Juniors: ART FREAKS. Think their style is the most amazing thing to grace this earth and most of them dream of going to UAL (University of Arts in London) Their grade is also very in unison. THEY LOVE THE SENIORS and like the Sophomores but HATE the freshman, They're so judgmental and rude to them.
Seniors: Love each other so much. Everyone is friends with everyone. Super sweet. All very mature and very developed. THEY LOVE THE JUNIORS.
"What school do you go to?"
"Universal American School of Dubai (UAS)"
"oh ok bye"
"why?"
"I've Heard how problematic the kids at UAS are, No thank you"
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