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Formerly the Sandstone Capital off the world, Amherst, Ohio is the home of the Amherst Comets. Like many sprawling suburban communities, Amherst, Ohio continues to be transformed into a safe, growing, commercial, residential community that still has a great small town feel near the central business district. Where else but in a small, quaint suburban community can you still shop at a Ben Franklin's five & dime, buy a small pet at Neptune's Cellar, have dinner at Ziggys, Angelo's, Hot Dog Heaven, the list goes on.... Oh, and don't forget the close proximity to several of Lorain County's MetroParks including Mill Hollow where there is a place to stop and see where the Underground Railroad passed through and the annual Potato Festival... great place to live, work, or visit.
Amherst, Ohio is a great place to raise a family!
Basically a Cleveland Steamer of puke projected into the middle of a bed right on the sheets.
Bro did you see that Amherst Steamer Kimmy left in Jakes bed
Only known for Hot Dog Heaven, Hasty Tasty, crackheads, and the enormous amount of slutts and man whores
Mary Jane: did you go to Amherst, Ohio today?
Bob: yeah and the Hot Dog Heaven worker tried to give me a blow job.
Mary Jane:that's Amherst, Ohio for you *sigh*
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People (mostly white people) who go to Amherst College or UMass Amherst. Probably drives a prius too
Did you hear about the Amherst Trash whitegirl? I heard she drives a prius. My God, somethings wrong with her.
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1) the # 9 party and #1 most violent school in america; 2)you've never heard of so many joints smoked or bottles emptied in just one single 10x12 (if you're lucky) room; 3)the only place you will find a friend who lives across campus who wants to order a pizza with you at 3am on a tuesday night, but the pizza will get to you before your friend because you're so far away.
everyone at umass amherst: drinks, smokes, sleeps either all day, or not at all, has red sox/patriots pride and if not they don't represent out of fear.
"what school do you go to?"
"umass amherst"
"oh jesus, how's your liver?"
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The best school in the universe. Period. Yes, better than Harvard. And not in the middle of nowhere. Yes, Williams sucks.
Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.
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Number Two, and bitter about it. See shit for more information.
"Like all of my classmates, I go to Amherst College because I didn't get in to Williams College."
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