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A person who feels sexual gratification from shoving ammunition and firearms up their rectal cavity
That ammosexual just crapped out a round of 45's
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A male who refuses to wear anything resembling pastels. He believes turtles are for soup, not for necks. Starbucks? The only buck this man cares about is a 12-pointer. No hair gels, no blow dryers, no skin care products, no breath mints, no socks with little pictures on them. Sushi? That's bait. Manscaping? Only if that refers to sewing up your own wound.
Dave's belief that any vehicle without a ball hitch isn't street legal is clear evidence the man is an ammosexual.
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Rooted in the deep hatred of the leftist "grabnutz"
Those who will defend all of our Constitution, including the dreaded Second Amendment.
The mean old ammosexual open carryiong at the restaurant caused me to run out without paying and got me arrested for theft!! I'm a calcululz perffesor!! That gun fetishist is a threat to humanity! My wrists are too thin for those handcuffs!!!
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Ammosexual marriage: "The legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice." Not clear if it is actually legal in any State but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. Supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of sexual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorknob or shotgun.
Ammosexual marriage is a human right.
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A person who prefers to engage in the sexual act of gunplay over normal intercourse.
Person A: I'm a bit of an ammosexual, personally...
Person B: Hot.