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The perfect guy, he has a humongous cock and all the girls love him. He is very loyal,smart,stong and can probably beat you at any sport, his hygiene is ten out of ten and is very tall
A kind, funny, and caring person. Often a bit too emotional, but it's kinda cute. He's liked by basically everyone, because of his kind and funny nature, he is true to himself, and he likes people who are also true to themselves. Just be nice to him, and you'll be on your way to an amazing friendship.
Boy: "Hey, did Eamonn say he would be at the basketball game?"
Girl: "Yeah, he said he would be late though"
Boy:"Oh ok, thanks!"
Another way it could be used:
Eamonn: "this candy kinda tastes weird"
Boy: "kinda like trash..."
C: "Like Eamonn"
Boy: "That was kinda mean..."
C: "Yeah... sorry Eamonn"
Eamonn *has watery eyes* "Its ok"
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A person who has a one inch chode he is a gay man that likes to eat cheese for breakfast he also wears socks in bed and has porridge as a midnight snack his mum claps when the plane lands hit him with the no u.
Look at that persons mum clapping : yeah he is a Eamonn what a gat
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A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.
Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn