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Someone who claims to speak for God, but doesn't!
Oral Roberts wanted to give me head, but, I said "NO!"
But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."
It felt SSSOOO good!!!
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When you get head from someone
Guy 1: yo dude lindsay gave me an increible oral roberts yesterday
Guy 2: oh man she gave you an oral roberts, what a dirty girl
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Performing oral sex on yourself
She is going to give a demonstration of oral roberts at halftime.
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After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out
Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert
An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts 7-up and Johnny Walker Red Label. Eponymous with the famed an American Neo-Pentecostal Televangelist, we proudly dedicate and consecrate this and all beverages to the Lord jesus Christ, Amen}
-Yo that Oral Roberts really washed the taste of bus station hookers out of your mouth.
-Word, Reverend
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1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.
2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.
2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!
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A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.
If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
Did you hear Jimmy got a Oral Roberts for that hot chick?